Getting Whamboozeled

The horrid run continues. I just can’t seem to catch a break. I’ve been catching sets only to have donkeys call me down and catch their flush. Then when I have TP with a flush draw of course the other guy has a set and I miss. To top it off, I finally get AA. I limp and get a raiser. Of course I raise and he pushes with JJ. Sweet he’s got two outs. Fuck, he’s got two outs and hits it on the flop. All day it’s been like that. I catch sets and they get counterfieted. I catch KK or AA and they get brutalized by somebody hitting their gutIshots. It’s almost cruel enough to make a man cry. What really makes me steamed is when a donkey apologizes for the suck out. They don’t mean it. They’re just justifying their bad play. What’s worse is that once the suck out on me, they proceed to donk off MY money to other players.

Poker is brutal and sometimes it just doesn’t make sense.

How do you keep the donkeys at bay? I guess there’s nothing I can do except keep getting my money in good and hope for the best.

Lately, I’m just praying my hands hold up against the relentless army of donkeys strolling the poker sites.